I looked up at Aideen, who was glaring at Storm. "I hate him."
I grinned. "I think he reciprocates that feelin' wholeheartedly."
Aideen grinned then turned and flipped the rashers in the frying pan and added some fat sausages.
My mouthed watered.
"What were you both fightin' for this time?" I asked after I swallowed down the saliva in my mouth.
Aideen huffed. "He keeps tryin' to jump up and grab the food when I'm not lookin'. He is a greedy, fat f**ker."
I looked down at Storm and rubbed his head. "Sticks and stone baby boy, sticks and stones."
Aideen snickered and shook her head at me. I moved over to her and leaned in close to her so I could study her face. She had a bruise on her cheekbone, and her lower lip was bruised and swollen as well.
I frowned. "I hope the bitch that did this gets the runs while wearing white."
Aideen burst out laughing, and it made me grin.
"Me too." She chuckled as she continued to cook our breakfast.
I washed my hands in the sink, dried them and yawned as I moved over to the kitchen table. I rubbed my eyes and slightly shook my head at all the magazines that were spread out all over the table. Aideen had a thing about magazines; she couldn't just read one at a time, she had to have at least ten in front of her to choose from.
"You do know that you can download magazines directly onto to the Kindle I bought you right?" I murmured.
I scratched the back of my head as I looked over the magazine covers deciding on which one to read myself.
"I know, but I like holdin' them in me hands when I read," Aideen replied as she switched off the cooker and dished up our food.
I looked at her and glared at how fresh and alert she was.
"It's a little bit weird that you don't get hangovers," I said as she placed my plate in front of me.
Aideen sat down across from me and shrugged. "I'm just lucky, I guess."
I nodded and reached for the ketchup that was currently placed on top of the magazine that Aideen was looking down at. I opened the bottle and poured a decent amount of sauce onto my plate then got up and went to the bread bin.
"How is your diet goin'?" Aideen then asked with a grin before she popped a piece of pudding into her mouth.
I glared at her as I sat back down. "This is my cheat meal, I only have one a week so leave me alone."
Aideen held her hands up. "No judgment," she said around the food in her mouth.
"You're a knacker!" I snapped.
Aideen chuckled as she swallowed down her food. "Sorry."
She wasn't sorry in the slightest.
I grimaced in disgust. "You were raised by wild dogs."
Aideen grinned. "It not my fault me ma died given' birth to me brother and left me with three older brothers, a little brother, and a father that are all cavemen."
I snorted. "Don't play the me-ma-died-givin'-birth-me card, you won't get any sympathy from me. You had a brilliant upbringin', a lot better than mine and my ma is alive and well."
"Unfortunately," Aideen murmured making me exhale a large breath.
Aideen sighed then and said, "I'm sorry Kay, that was mean. I know she is your ma, but God, I want to smack her sometimes for the way she treats you."
I shrugged my shoulders. "Don't think about her. Just do what I do and pretend that she and me crazy family don't exist."
Aideen snorted as I popped some pudding into my mouth.
"Not likely, your uncle is the reason why I masturbate."
I began to choke on the pudding in my mouth so Aideen jumped up and rushed to my side. She whacked me on the back three times, and the force of her pounding caused my ribs to rattle. The food came up from my throat and landed on my plate in front of me.
"I'm fine," I retched.
I closed my eyes and forced myself not to have a coughing fit, the rest of the food that I had just eaten would be all over the floor in seconds if that happened.
"Are you okay?" Aideen asked, her voice high pitched and panicked.
I didn't reply to her. I focused and took breaths in through my nose and out through my mouth. After a few seconds I blinked my eyes open and nodded my head at Aideen. "I'm fine," I rasped then reached for the glass of juice Aideen filled for me to have with my breakfast.
After another minute passed I got up from my chair, moved to the sink and filled up a fresh glass with water then downed it in one swallow.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to almost kill you," Aideen said from behind me.
I coughed a little then turned to face her, I folded my arms across my chest and raised my eyebrows at her. "Tellin' me you masturbate over me uncle while I'm eatin' isn't goin' to cause anythin' other than death, Ado."
Aideen had a ghost of a smile on her face as she scrubbed her face with her hands. "He is hot though, I can't help it."
I shivered. "Brandon is me uncle, me blood... stop it."
Aideen laughed. "It's a pity he is your uncle, I never get to see him. Can you imagine if he was your da and not Micah's?"
I nodded my head and said, "Yeah, I can, I'd be a spoilt bitch who threatens everyone with daddy."
Aideen shrugged. "If your da was here and he was the boss man of a dangerous organisation you would probably boast about it as well."
I snorted. "Not likely, I was told to never to pay any attention to anythin' I heard when I went to Micah's house and Micah was told the same thing. To this day I don't know what me uncle is involved with and I'd like to keep it that way. He is me favourite family member, knowin' he does bad stuff would mar that. I'm more than happy with bein' in the dark, besides it's probably nothin' like you think.."