Clients?
What the hell did that mean?
Alec grinned at Aideen before he flicked his eyes to me. "Oh, I'm bettin' there is a bad girl deep inside her somewhere. I'll just have to use my fingers, mouth, and c**k to bring her out to play."
What. The. Fuck?
"Who the hell do you think you are?" I snapped.
He grinned and gave me a wink as he said, "Alec Slater, your next - or only - great f**k."
Was he for real?
"You're about to be Alec Slater - murder victim - if you don't shut that hole in your face!"
Kane cracked up with laughter as he reached for Aideen's arm and pulled her into him and away from me. "Please, don't interfere. I've never seen a female, besides Bronagh, backtalk him like this before," he said to Aideen then brushed her blonde hair out of her eyes. The action caused her to melt into a puddle by the way she sagged into him.
I rolled my eyes at her then looked at Alec who had inched closer to me before I growled, "Try touchin' me, and you won't ever be able to have kids. I'm warnin' you."
Alec grinned and folded his arms across his board chest; it caused all his muscles that I could see to contract and tense. He settled on staying put, but openly raked his eyes over my body, mainly my legs, and it made me feel very uncomfortable.
"Stop lookin' at me you dirty bastard!" I growled.
Alec flicked his eyes up to me. "Why would you come outside dressed like that if you didn't want people to look at you?" he asked.
I clenched my hands into fists and took a step towards him. I had to tilt my head back a little bit because he was a lot taller than my five foot eight inches and when I realised that fact I felt intimidated, but I was not ready to back down.
"I came outside dressed in me nightdress because me friend needed me and gettin' dressed didn't cross me mind when you rang me, you bloody eejit."
He flashed his teeth at me when he smiled. "You sound like my bro's girl, she calls me an eejit a lot too."
I looked him up and down, my lip curled in disgust. "She must be kind 'cause there are a lot of words that would suit you much better. Batty boy would be two of them," I snarled then turned in Aideen's direction and found her kissing Kane. Not just smooching, she was completely necking with him. I walked forward, grabbed her arm and tugged her not so gently next to me.
When she was next to me I squeezed her arm and snarled, "Do you not remember the stranger danger film we watched when we were in school?"
Aideen gave me an are-you-serious look before she snickered and shook her head. "They aren't dangerous. Kane saved me from danger."
I pointed over my shoulder. "Yeah, and batty boy's bird put you in danger so let's go."
"I get the feeling that you're calling me g*y," Alec said from behind me.
I set my jaw and continued to tug on Aideen as she frowned over my shoulder and said, "She is callin' you g*y, but she doesn't mean it as an insult or anythin'. She's not homophobic, she just said it because she hoped it would piss you off."
Seriously?
"You aren't supposed to tell him that, Ado!" I snapped.
"Ado? I like that nickname," Kane's voice purred from my right.
He pronounced Ado so proper.
Ay-doh.
I pushed Aideen behind me, ignoring her complaints as I fixed Kane with a glare that wavered the longer I looked at him. "Listen, thanks for helpin' me friend after she got hurt, but she isn't goin' to thank you with some personal pole dancin' so give the flirtin' a rest."
Kane raised his eyebrows as he looked over my shoulder and asked Aideen, "You're a stripper?"
"No, I am a teacher," Aideen scoffed. "'No pole dancin' means no shaggin'."
Kane laughed then. "Your friend is banning you from ha**ng s*x with me?"
"Yes," Aideen and I said in unison.
"And you're going along with it?" Alec asked Aideen as he rounded on us and leaned back against the same car Kane was leaning on.
They looked like a pair of fitness models and noticing that pissed me off.
"Yeah," Aideen sighed. "She is pretty big on no sex with strangers and... so am I."
Kane's eyes bore into Aideen and then he smiled as he said, "Pity."
"Uh huh," Aideen agreed with a sad sigh.
I rolled my eyes and said, "I'll stop off at the late night shop on the way home and buy you some batteries for your vibrator to get you through the night. You will be grand."
"Keela!" Aideen gasped and smacked my arse, it made me yelp and jump.
Both of the lads laughed at what I said and shook their heads as they continued to look at us. I got annoyed and said to Aideen, "Maybe they could apply to Perverts 'R Us, they fit the bill with those stares."
Aideen laughed and smacked my arse again.
"Excuse me?" Alec said.
Aideen was snickering as she said, "Keela's neighbour, Mr. Doyle, is a man who stares a lot so she named him Mr. Pervert and imagined him bein' the CEO of a company called Perverts 'R Us."
I narrowed my eyes when the two hyenas started laughing again - they seemed to do that a lot.
I angrily reached behind me and grabbed Aideen. "We're leavin'. I have to go home to Storm."
"Storm?" Alec questioned.
"Storm is her-"
"Boyfriend," I smiled as I cut Aideen off and gave her a go-along-with-me look. She looked back at me and I could see the amusement in her eyes as she nodded her head and looked back at Alec.