I press my lips together and look out the window. He’s got me there.
“And you do look beautiful, by the way,” he says. “You remind me of this movie, Anchors Aweigh? Fred Astaire wore an outfit just like it.”
“Shut up.”
It’s then that I figure there’s only one way out of this.
I reach into my purse and start eating the cookie.
“Didn’t your kindergarten teacher ever teach you how to share?” he asks me as I pop the last piece in my mouth.
I just smile at him through chocolate chip teeth. There. That’ll teach him not to kiss me.
“Sorry, if you’re trying to make yourself look less attractive, it’s not working,” he says matter-of-factly. “Not only do I like things messy, but now I know you taste like chocolate.”
I flip him the bird and go back to staring out the window.
When we finally get to the yacht club, I’m starting to feel more relaxed even though I know the cookie probably hasn’t kicked in yet. I just hope that Carla was telling the truth about the cookie not being strong, because it also didn’t have the walnuts that she promised.
“Have you ever been sailing before?” Emmett asks me as we climb on board the sailboat.
“Now you ask me?”
“Well I figured you had, considering it looks like you used to captain a ship in the Caribbean, but still I thought I’d ask.”
“Yes, a few times. But don’t ask me to do anything complicated.”
He nods as he unlocks the door to the cabin and slides the glass back on the top. “So it’s true then that blondes can’t handle complicated tasks.”
“Fuck off,” I tell him. “And you were practically blonde when you were on Degrassi.”
“Practically but not quite,” he says as he heads down the stairs into the cabin. “And you can attest now that the carpet wouldn’t have matched the drapes anyway.”
I give him an evil grin. “I don’t know, it’s hard to tell when it’s all grey.”
He gives me a sharp look.
Now that got him good. How fucking vain. Of course, Emmett’s body hair is light brown and well-groomed without a speck of grey hair to be seen but it gets under his skin anyway.
“You watch yourself,” he says, shaking his finger at me. “You’re more feisty today than you oughta be.”
It’s true. And as the day goes on it only gets worse.
As do my giggles.
At first I couldn’t figure out why everything Emmett was doing was making me laugh.
Then I remembered the cookie.
“All right Miss Giggle Pants,” he says to me as we cruise around the bay. He’s leaning back on his seat with a beer in his hand and letting autopilot steer the boat, the front sail taut under the breeze which makes the boat heel slightly to the side. “How are you liking sailing so far?”
“It’s not so bad,” I admit with a grin that won’t leave my face. I’m sitting on the opposite side of him, trying to keep upright. “I like how the city looks from here.”
He nods and seems to relax visibly as I say that. “Distant. No one can touch you out here.”
“I don’t know why I’m telling you this,” I begin, “but I think I might have been a bit unfair to you when we first met.”
“When we first met, or like five minutes ago?”
“I’m being serious.”
“Which is strange, since you were just having a laughing fit.”
“Emmett.”
“Alyssa.”
“Look…” I go on. “I guess I just thought you were a spoiled celebrity. Like I assume they all are. Complaining about the hardships of the life when there’s so much given in return. But…I get where you’re coming from. I’ve seen it firsthand. I have the same feeling out here that you have. Freedom. Freedom to be yourself, to think your own thoughts, to not worry. And while I know that people will tell you not to care what other people think, the truth is you’ve been doing that. And you’ve been punished for it.”
I don’t know if I’m on the right track with all the shit I’m babbling or if it’s hitting home for him because he’s not saying anything, but I continue. “I like my privacy. I like being able to be myself. And on a lesser scale, I’m judged for it too. Let’s ignore the fact that I’ve been your girlfriend for two weeks now and that people are talking about me and there are pictures and all that, because that shit is weird. But I mean like, in the life I was living before I met you, I was still judged. I have sisters you know, and they are all married and they all have kids and they all have that life they’ve always wanted. Even if that life isn’t perfect, it’s the life society expects them to have. Then there’s me, who is in a dead-end job, perpetually single, who likes sex, who isn’t skinny. Those things alone represent me right now and those things are harshly judged all the time.”
Man. I can’t tell if I’m droning on and being philosophical because I’m high or not. I better stop talking. Emmett might get suspicious.
But after a few beats he says, “Go on.”
Did it sound like I was supposed to continue?
High. You’re so high.
“Anyway, I’m sorry that I didn’t get it. I know now why you’ve acted the way you have, you were trying to stay true to yourself in a world that doesn’t want you to. And you’ll pay for it.” I pause. “Do you have any chips?”
He frowns at me and then nods to the cabin. “I think there are some stale salt and vinegar ones in the galley.”
“Yes!” I exclaim, doing a fist pump before I scramble downstairs. When I come back up, Emmett is staring at me quizzically.
“What?” I ask through a mouthful.
He shakes his head. “Nothing. I mean…I guess it’s just weird to have someone understand. And even weirder to have someone apologize for judging me. I’m not sure I deserve that. I’ve done some pretty dickish things.”
“Because you’re a scoundrel,” I tell him with a smile. “And one I happen to like very much.”
Oh shit. Did I just say that?
“I mean…”
Emmett raises his hand, breaking into a grin. “Nope!” he says loudly. “Too late. You admitted that you like me. Let the council have that written down on record. Alyssa Martin admits she likes Emmett Hill. Very much, I might add.”
“I didn’t mean it,” I protest. “I’m high!”
“Sure you are, sunshine.” He chuckles to himself. “Now you’ll never be able to pretend you hate me again.”
“Unless you totally screw things up,” I point out.
His smile falters slightly but he shrugs. “Maybe I won’t. First time for everything.”
After that, we go around the bay a few more times, both of us seeming to have more appreciation at the sense of freedom out here. No prying eyes, no societal constraints. Just the salt air and the ocean and the sunshine and the gorgeous land around us. Just us. And Emmett opens up to me about his work schedule, how he misses the security and consistency of doing the plays in London, the anonymity of his day-to-day life, how the passion almost eclipsed his need for more recognition. Almost, but not quite.
When we start heading back, I’m pretty sure the pot cookies are starting to wear off so when he asks me if I want to steer, I don’t say no.
That said, I’m still pretty hesitant.
“I’ll show you,” he says, coming behind me as I stand at the wheel, trying to put his arms down either side of mine.
“I’m good,” I tell him, trying to shrug him off. “You’re too enticing to have so close.”
He laughs. “You really are something today. What happened to my prickly Alyssa? I’ll have to throw out the cactus and get a sunflower instead.”
My prickly Alyssa.
Ignore the prickly part.
He called me his.
And the funny thing is, I liked it.
“Just tell me what to do,” I tell him. I don’t dare look over my shoulder at him because I know he’s got that wicked smile on his face.